Monday 9 July 2007

IT JUST CAME TO ME

I AWOKE TO A SOUND DOWNSTAIRS ,
IN THE DARKNESS I SLIP FROM THE BED,
MY HAND FEELING FOR MY GOWN ,
IT MUST BE HERE SOME WHERE,
AS I WALK INTO THE DOOR.

MY BIG TOE STRUCK IT FIRST .
AS I RAISED MY LEG I CRACK MY HEAD
HOW I SWORE .

LEAVING THE BEDROOM, GOWN HALF ON,
THE BELT DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR.
I TRIP AND FALL ,THEM STAIRS ARE STEEP YOU KNOW!
I HEAR A NOISE ,STAND STILL OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
I ANSWER I WISH YOU WOULD.
IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

TV REMOTE LAYS ON FLOOR THE TV PLAYS A FILM FROM
BEFORE THE WAR.

6 comments:

Janice Thomson said...

Gosh we all have klutzy days like that! LOL...sorry but it was funny, especially the ending.

fotoface said...

oh janice
no humans were hurt in this writing,
I just felt my blog needed lighter
side and wrote something funny,
I thank you sincerly

Wanda said...

You are just too funny! I was laughing so hard I could hardly finish the story!!! What a talent!
Best laugh I've had in weeks!!

fotoface said...

thanks wanda
glad i made you laugh

meggie said...

Thanks for the laugh!!

fotoface said...

meggie your welcome

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